Monday, April 28, 2008

No One Ever Says...

It's weird because people never really say things like:

"I'm looking for a high maintenance boyfriend/girlfriend."

I guess you just end up with one.




Girls never say the things guys say like:

"He's a little overweight, but he's got a cute face."

They're just as shallow as guys, if not more, apparently.




Then again, guys never say:

"I like my women the same way I like my peanut butter...chunky."

Well, some do. I take that back.

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