Hot Chicks Don't Poop, Do They?

(If you click the title you will be taken to the post or wait for the end to find the link) This is something I wrote over at Don't Doodle Me during some down time. As is my style of writing, it's absolute crap, it's also about mathematical theorems and formulations that I made up all by myself. I think it's relevant to nothing, but I don't care because I am at the firm understanding that Hot Chicks, indeed, do not poop.

Let's Push Something...The Time Fractional Movement

So, ever ask someone for the time and they responded with a "half past three" or "quarter past two" or "quarter til 9" etc. and so forth? I want to know what happened to the other fractions, so I propose this, that we make a movement (let's push this together) for using some of the unused fractions. I'm going to need your help with this and seeing as how I've got a new blog maybe I'm not exactly in a position to do this, but what do I care? I'm out there, you're obviously strange or else you wouldn't be reading this. Here's what we're gonna do, and mind you, we've got to make a conscientious effort to do this because we're going to start an entire movement across the nation, the next time someone asks you for the time and you can, use thirds, eighths, hell, use tenths or God bless you, twentieths or something even more difficult to decipher.

For the record the math breaks down like this:

1/3= 20 minutes
2/3= 40 minutes
1/5= 12 minutes
2/5= 24 minutes
3/5= 36 minutes
4/5= 48 minutes
1/6= 10 minutes
2/6 or 1/3= 20 minutes
3/6 or 1/2= 30 minutes
4/6 or 2/3= 40 minutes
5/6= 50 minutes

Obviously I could go on, but I'll just mention some other notable fractions.
1/8= 7.5 minutes
1/10= 6 minutes
1/12= 5 minutes
1/15= 4 minutes
1/20= 3 minutes
1/30= 2 minutes
1/60= 1 minute

Okay, so now I ask you to go forth and fractionalize your time telling. I wish there was a watch that told time in fractions, quick someone make me one and split the profits! Good luck and if you have your own blog post this there and let me know, we'll get this all over the internet.